Monday, February 6, 2012

Weaknesses

Here's a list of some of mine, weaknesses that I allow to be weakness.

-Hershey's Kisses with almonds: I can snack on these for days.

-Hot Cheetos, Hot Cheeto Puffs: It never fails, when a kid offers me some at work, I must give in!

-Jennifer Lopez: I've actually watched Monster-in-Law twice in a row on Oxygen, her movies are terribly mediocre, yet delightfully addicting.

-America's Next Top Model: I think I like this show so much because I get to see the process, and yes, I've watched and re-watched episodes I've already seen before.

-Infomercials: But not for the popular stuff, not for Zumba or Proactiv but Hair removers, Revo Stylers, Restore 4, haha, :)

-Strawberry Milk: It reminds me of my adolescence with my grandparents, it's more of a memory connection type of thing for me.

-Santana's Greatest Hits CD: Duh, need I explain more?

-People's impressions: I always ask Patrick Ingram to do his impression of a crack head, I always ask Ryan to imitate some of our most awkward situations, I always ask my dad to imitate Rocky Balboa, I love seeing people re-inact people.

-Blue Mascara: I started this trend wenches. And though I have not purchased any for about 6 months, blue is my color, and I don't mind wearing it out.

-Bread: Ryan's family calls me the bread-mister. Whether it be garlic or french, I'm always hustlin' for an extra piece.

-Percussion breakdowns: Whether at church or at a concert, I automatically feel "Latina" when the conguero or timbalero breaks it down.

-Pucheros: For those of you who don't know, it's pouting or saying things like, "I tiiiired" with puppy eyes and pouty lips, all Ryan has to do is say "I tiiired" like that and I'm melting like candle wax.

-Elderly and charming Latino men: Professor Matallana, Professor Sempere, Antonio Banderas, these dudes be swaggin' all day. Their voices and their charms are undeniable.

-Victory dances: Whether it's a salsa step after a goal or running around with wings after a three pointer, I love to see people feel themselves.

-Lauryn Hill: Fugees through various mixtapes, that's my dude. I love her voice and I love her vibe.

-When I'm called "Reina": I am a queen, the majority of my mom's family calls me this, but every now and then, when I'm called "Raindrops" or "Brooklyn" or "Ray", I smile and get all fuzzy inside.

-Stuffed animals: I tried to diagnose myself, I think it's called essentialism, but basically, I love my stuffed animals. My Donald Duck, my Snoopy, my Curious George, I hold them like babies and kiss them. Be creeped out if you want, but I never had any younger siblings or dogs or anything, I always had birds.

(I really don't want to start my homework, but I can't think of any more, so it likes like I'll have to start in t-minus 5...4...3...2...1.